har joke nonvage ni hota

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!











1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..












2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..












3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..












4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..








5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..













6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
















7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari ne bheji hai!!!

 PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.

















Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..






































Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!



Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
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Soch badalo desh badalega





 Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible... 
....
 2 babies blanket me lete hue the
1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby : mjhe ni pata
1st baby : acha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata h0n.
Thore der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tmhy kaise pata
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks"pink"hai or mere"blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...

Har joke non veg nahi hota ..